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If you can't keep your paws to yourself, you will find kitty timeout is not a fun thing.
Leave your sisfur alone! She does not like you and you do not like her. How can you forget that when you set up the rules!?
Sabeen, leave your sisfur alone! Toast stop hissing at your sisfur! Keena, mind your own business before you get involved!
Momma spends lots of money for fancy food you like. You do not have to kill to eat and I'm sure the bugs, snakes, and birds don't appreciate it either! And stop begging from the neighbors!
EXCUSE ME! (spoken loudly when kitties are being fresh)
Momma is going to work. Be good babies now...I love you!
Ok, who barfed on the carpet this time?
That is not yours, it's your sisfurs. She doesn't like when you play with her toys!
You have your own food, stop eating hers. And stop drinking from my cup! I can do without the floaties!
Who left pawprints on the table I just windexed? And what about the nose prints on the windows?
Sabeen, leave the moths outside. They can't fly when you get them covered in kitty spit and bring them in the house!
Don't you kitty-cuss me!
Girls, cut it out! The neighbors don't need to hear a cat fight at 3 am! Don't make me get out of this bed!
Not nice to bite Momma when I am petting you! And hands and ankles are not for bunny kicking!
Yes, you have beautiful claws but Momma needs to cut them so you stop getting caught in the carpet. It's not the end of the world, they will grow back.
No kitties in the closet. You know you hate getting caught in there!
Such a tragedy to have to go to the doctor. It's just a check up for goodness sake! TED won't hurt you and I promise, no thermometer this time.
You can be so cute sometimes. Why is it sometimes you are truly evil?
Nite nites my girls. Momma loves you, now have sweet kitty dreams! See you in the morning.
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